In the time of my absense I have become reaquainted with the imfamous vampire Dracula....
And I came to realize that the vampire's kiss is so aluring, and deadly.
What is it about the undead that make them so attractive?
NOT TWILIGHT....
Rant time...Twilighters ARE NOT vampires. They have NO fangs, and fit nothing of the vampire figure. I think Meyer was trying to create a new vampire but sadly she failed horribly. Same goes for the werewolves ( but I do like Jacob....Don't judge me) They aren't real werewolves. Their transformations have nothing to do with the moon or lunar activity at all. They aren't scary in the least. Again no werewolf in them, just more shapeshifters.
Anyways!!!!!!
What give me authority on the subject of vampires and werewolves you ask? Well I happen to be an expert on those types of beings and becuase I JUST DO HAVE THE AUTHORITY. I have delved deep in their world and explored every aspect and lore of both creatures. I think I have a bit more knowledge about the undead and immortal and lunartics that Ms. Meyer thank you very much.
Now where was I? Oh yes!
The kiss of the vampire...I laugh to myself as I think of what one kiss from the vampire can hold. A love smitten woman may think "How can one little kiss be of harm?" But oh! The harm is not to be done to the one she is giving it to. The kiss holds a few more things than she thought of....An immortal made, a body drained, a servant for always.
And a kiss meant to be innocent but the underlaying fact is that the kiss of death is actually very sexual. The vampire makes eye contact with the human, suduction. They draw close and become very intimate. And then the vampire's fangs come out, hate to say it but; erection, rise of lust. The bite is penetration. And the sucking of blood stands for loss of innocence *wink wink cough cough* After that the victim either gives in to the feeling of lust that the drinking of blood gives....or they fight it, standing for rape.
Yep...the underlaying meaning of a vampire's kiss.....
